A woman home alone hears a knock at the door. When she opens it, a man stands there and asks, “Do you have a v*gina?” Disgusted, she slams the door and later tells her husband about the strange encounter.
The next morning, there’s another knock at the door. It’s the same man, and he asks again, “Do you have a v*gina?” Once more, she slams the door. Furious, she calls her husband at work. He decides to take the next day off to deal with the situation. CONTINUE BELOW
The following morning, they hear another knock at the door. The husband whispers to his wife, “I’m going to hide behind the door. If it’s the same guy, just say yes to his question. I want to see what he’s up to.” She agrees and opens the door.
Sure enough, the man is there again. He asks, “Do you have a v*gina?” CONTINUE BELOW
“Yes, I do,” she replies.
The man smiles and says, “Great! Can you tell your husband to stop bothering my wife and start using yours?”